Check out this ugly-looking thing. A Capodimonte Tupperware Lady. She was only £2 on eBay. I have put her in the kitchen.
At the Notre Dame School autumn fayre, I offer an elderly woman one of my parmesan and rosemary muffins. She looks and sounds a lot like Catherine Tate's "Nan" character. Soon afterwards, I read in an interview with Catherine Tate in The Observer that she actually went to that school. Spooky.
Hello, would you like a muffin?
How much are they, sweetheart?
They are free, I made them this morning in my Tupperware silicone muffin form
I'm not hungry darlin', but if they're free I'll take one. Put it my handbag.
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You can't it get it no more, sweetheart.
How do you mean?
They closed down, darlin'. Can't get it no more, Tupperware.
No, this *is* Tupperware. It's back.